Do you not just hate it when you hear the squeaks and scurries of your uninvited guests? Now they are nesting over somewhere in your house and if that is not already disgusting enough to hear then you bet your ass we are going to call professionals to get rid of them. We hate them. THEY hate them. Like, who actually loves having rats inside their homes? No one, that is who. So call on Pest Control Westwood.
There are a lot of services out there that could potentially help you with that. Just look up your yellow pages, if you still even have those, and call them up. And be quick about it because that incessant squeaking is driving us insane. As if the fact that they are still THERE is not enough to do it anyway.
You know what else these rotten little S words can do? Aside from causing so much noise? They can steal some of the food you leave in your kitchen and make a mess out of it. As if it was their right to do so. The freaking nerve of these pompous F word critters. But oh, they do not just do that.
They also literally leave their own feces just about anyway, leaving your home to smell like S word. Man, it sucks that they chose the house you currently reside it to reside themselves. Who do they think they are? We certainly hope that the pest controlling experts make them suffer for all they have done.
Why do they exist, anyway? What exactly is their role in this world and what do they do to contribute to Earth? As far as we could see, there is nothing that could make them be in our favor. Like, at all. They deserve to die and be extinct. And if you argue that snakes would then move on to other things, like us, then fine.
But is that all they are good for? As snake distractions? So these slithery craps do not just go straight for us just because there are rats and mice everywhere? That seems like complete and utter horse S word. Rats ought to be dead and not exist at all without any dangerous or annoying side effects and repercussions.
All they are doing is being a mess to society. If they want to stay existing, then should they just stay in sewers, not other innocent people and their homes? God, we seriously hope the exterminator will do something about this quick. And we stand by what we said when we said we wanted these rodents to suffer.
Suffer and send them straight to hell. At least by then all those hours staying up all night because of the noise and the fear of them suddenly crawling up to your bed will be rectified. Yeah, those nights were the worst. It made our anxiety spike through the roofs. No thanks to these little rodents.
We hope that they will stop nesting in our house as soon as the exterminator is done. We are so sick of these things, man.